Brief in Words: 2015

7/24/2015

6 Words Stories

For storytelling, I created a page:

6 Words Stories

7/11/2015

WARNING

WARNING：Full independence leads to loneliness.

male version:

7/10/2015

Abu Rumaysah

A Brief Tourist Guide to ISIS

7/09/2015

Tears

Crying soundlessly, home, hiding from families.

7/08/2015

Lord's prayer

"Forgive our trespasses."

It's annual sale.

7/07/2015

Blunt truth

"I'll love you until i don't."

7/06/2015

Only in Chinese

Chinese hotels: Lobby, 2f, 3f, 5F.......

7/05/2015

Girl's profile picture

Your facebook is many girls titsbook.

7/04/2015

Kiss

"Hey! Everybody's watching......"

"Do I care?"

7/03/2015

Apology

"Sorry, my brain is on vacation."

7/02/2015

Propositions

At beach, by her, in love.

7/01/2015

Surrogacy

"She's my manufacturer, not my mother."

6/30/2015

Lolita

"DOn't you little darling me!"

"Sweetie?"

6/29/2015

Comfortable

"Make yourself home!"

Started picking nose......

6/28/2015

Cruel

"I love you!"

"Do I care?"

6/27/2015

Congrates

6/26/2015

Last name

"Are you Mrs. Cruz?"

"I was."

6/25/2015

Princess Manual

Snow White & Aurora:

"Kiss to unlock."

6/24/2015

PRC

Ramadan?

Beer competition for Chinese muslim!

6/23/2015

Innocence

"I'm not playing with ugly kids."

6/22/2015

Proposal

"Marry me."

"Sorry, I don't gamble."

6/21/2015

Dancer

Laugh too hard, can't twist body.

6/20/2015

Prank

「幹！」

「你照鏡子了？」

6/18/2015

Restroom

Open toilet door.

"She farted perfume?"

6/17/2015

Photoshop

Looks like a model, after retouched.

6/16/2015

Nasty

Hitting on friend's girlfriend.

Joke?

Jerk!

6/15/2015

Mozambique

Gave birth at 8. She survived.

6/14/2015

Wedding

Headed daughter to Jason.

Three cried.

6/13/2015

Ladies' room

"Nice cleavage."

"Thanks."

They became friends.

6/12/2015

McArthur

"I'll be back."

Died before did.

6/11/2015

Lady

Tramp by day, patriot by night.

6/10/2015

Announcement

hTC demo photo, taken by iPhone.

6/09/2015

Terminated

"I'll be back."

Did in coffin.

6/08/2015

Human measurement

Height, grade, rank, bank account, age.

6/07/2015

Home sweet home

"Safe trip, honey!"

She bought insurance.

6/06/2015

Body heat

Her neck, her thigh, his lips.

6/05/2015

Joke

"Dirtiest joke I've heard?" "Y-O-U."

6/04/2015

Latino

"¿Tienes novia?"

"Muchas."

Manuel is single.

6/03/2015

Perfectionist

Divorced, for being too far from perfect.

6/02/2015

Storyteller

1001st night, Sinbad passed, Scheherazade survived.

6/01/2015

Negligent

PM: "Refreshed page?"

Programmer: "Ah! Right!"

5/31/2015

Remark

"Interesting." He got.

"Impressive." She got.

5/30/2015

Black widow

Heart-attack after orgasm. Married twice, monthly.

5/29/2015

Human nature

Blackout, the city gone nasty.

5/28/2015

Andy

"Where's your second home?"

"Schawshank prison."

5/27/2015

Exchange rate

Peso, a river of no return.

5/26/2015

Language

"What's your second language?"

"JavaScript."

5/25/2015

HR

Hired as doorman; fired as doormat.

5/24/2015

Game

"Scissors, paper, stone!"

"Yes! She's mine!"

5/23/2015

Motherhood

#FreeThenipple, breast-feeding in public is in.

5/22/2015

Press once impresses

#JeSuisCharlie, nobody remembers you today.

5/21/2015

淪為朋友

不了情，已看淡。

5/20/2015

Hello Goodbye

"I love you."

"Thank you, darling."

5/19/2015

Squeezed in

Teddy bear wears pencil skirt.

5/18/2015

Te mira

Mirada dice nada; lo esconde todo.

5/17/2015

Young dad

Girls wink at babies, not him.

5/16/2015

Liberation

Put down groceries, dance on street.

5/15/2015

Tragedy

His birthday party turned into funeral.

5/14/2015

Comedy

The funeral turned into birthday party.

5/13/2015

Must be something wrong

"What's wrong with you?"

"I'm right."

5/12/2015

Foodie

Dumpling's too good. Diet starts tomorrow.

5/11/2015

Past

Invited ex-husbands to her fourth wedding.

5/10/2015

Mother's day

Dad: "We both don't have moms."

5/09/2015

Oops

Pregnant, before writing dear John letter.

5/08/2015

Schwarzenegger

"I'll be back."

He didn't stay.

5/07/2015

Accidence

One wine, one night, one baby.

5/06/2015

Public reaction

Prank: Harlem shake played in library......

5/05/2015

Travel

He Agoda-ed.

She CouchSurfing-ed.

They Airbnb.

5/04/2015

Date

"He's good."

None of but following.

5/03/2015

Ah

"I love you."

"Excuse me?"

5/02/2015

Free will

"Why choose being gay?"

"It's default."

5/01/2015

Social life

Photoshoped her shape; facebooked her day.

4/30/2015

Skyline

SKYSCRAPER, car, SKYSCRAPER, human,SKYSCRAPER: Chicago.

4/29/2015

Lonliness

Open inbox, at least there's spam.

4/28/2015

Dominance

Parents, friends, lover, boss, kids, death.

4/27/2015

Language

"Monolingual says who?"

"I know Python."

4/26/2015

Bias

Arrested, for looking like a terrorist.

4/24/2015

"Asian"

Turks mad at "Asian" being eastern.

4/23/2015

Pity

子欲養，親不待。

4/22/2015

Martian problem

She got furious, he got confused.

4/21/2015

The unforgetable

He has silent lips and whispering embrace.

4/20/2015

Expired

First flower for her, on tomb.

4/19/2015

Truth

Realised himself got terrible taste.

4/18/2015

Fate

Met his future wife in madhouse.

4/17/2015

Hamlet

More than kin, less than kind.

4/16/2015

Buena Onda

Soft embrace, good crowd, D'arienzo tanda.

4/15/2015

Password

"More than 8 characters required."

"supercalifrgilisticexpedialidocious"

4/14/2015

Old news makes stories

"22 again?" Monica Lewinsky says no.

4/13/2015

Family farce

"I'm my own grandpa." True story.

4/12/2015

True love

All his promise failed. She stays.

4/11/2015

Six word story

This game is easier in Latin.

4/10/2015

Religious

"You have a religion?"

"Yes, Pugliese."

4/09/2015

The longest engagement

He could never kiss his bride.

4/08/2015

Sadist story I ever heard

Yesterday, I made my rapist breakfast.

4/07/2015

Surgery

"Sir, light is already turned on."

4/06/2015

Declaration of dependence

All women are created unequal.

4/05/2015

Titanic

She jumped. I didn't.

4/04/2015

Housewife

Vacuum cleaning, to hide her tears.

4/03/2015

Birthday wish

"Hope I'm old before I die."

4/02/2015

Faust

Traded soul for perfect life.

4/01/2015

Pink

Only pink thing she likes: Floyd.

3/31/2015

Rejuvenate

Dating teenagers, after 35 years marriage.

3/30/2015

Lure

Sizzling steak, grilled by vegetarian chef.

3/29/2015

On street

They dance as if nobody's watching.