Skyline

SKYSCRAPER, car, SKYSCRAPER, human,SKYSCRAPER: Chicago.

Lonliness

Open inbox, at least there's spam.

Dominance

Parents, friends, lover, boss, kids, death.

Language

"Monolingual says who?"

 "I know Python."

Bias

Arrested, for looking like a terrorist.

"Asian"

Turks mad at "Asian" being eastern.

Pity

子欲養，親不待。

Martian problem

She got furious, he got confused.

The unforgetable

He has silent lips and whispering embrace.

Expired

First flower for her, on tomb.

Truth

Realised himself got terrible taste.

Fate

Met his future wife in madhouse.

Hamlet

More than kin, less than kind.

Buena Onda

Soft embrace, good crowd, D'arienzo tanda.

Password

"More than 8 characters required."

"supercalifrgilisticexpedialidocious"

Old news makes stories

"22 again?" Monica Lewinsky says no.

Family farce

"I'm my own grandpa." True story.

True love

All his promise failed. She stays.

Six word story

This game is easier in Latin.

Religious

"You have a religion?"

"Yes, Pugliese."

The longest engagement

He could never kiss his bride.

Sadist story I ever heard

Yesterday, I made my rapist breakfast.

Surgery

"Sir, light is already turned on."

Declaration of dependence

All women are created unequal.

Titanic

She jumped. I didn't.

Housewife

Vacuum cleaning, to hide her tears.

Birthday wish

"Hope I'm old before I die."

Faust

Traded soul for perfect life.

Pink

Only pink thing she likes: Floyd.