Remark

"Interesting." He got.

"Impressive." She got.

Black widow

Heart-attack after orgasm. Married twice, monthly.

Human nature

Blackout, the city gone nasty.

Andy

"Where's your second home?"

"Schawshank prison."

Exchange rate

Peso, a river of no return.

Language

"What's your second language?"

"JavaScript."

HR

Hired as doorman; fired as doormat.

Game

"Scissors, paper, stone!"

"Yes! She's mine!"

Motherhood

#FreeThenipple, breast-feeding in public is in.

Press once impresses

#JeSuisCharlie, nobody remembers you today.

淪為朋友

不了情，已看淡。

Hello Goodbye

"I love you."

"Thank you, darling."

Squeezed in

Teddy bear wears pencil skirt.

Te mira

Mirada dice nada; lo esconde todo.

Young dad

Girls wink at babies, not him.

Liberation

Put down groceries, dance on street.

Tragedy

His birthday party turned into funeral.

Comedy

The funeral turned into birthday party.

Must be something wrong

"What's wrong with you?"

"I'm right."

Foodie

Dumpling's too  good. Diet starts tomorrow.

Past

Invited ex-husbands to her fourth wedding.

Mother's day

Dad: "We both don't have moms."

Oops

Pregnant, before writing dear John letter.

Schwarzenegger

"I'll be back."

He didn't stay.

Accidence

One wine, one night, one baby.

Public reaction

Prank: Harlem shake played in library......

Travel

He Agoda-ed.

She CouchSurfing-ed.

They Airbnb.

Date

"He's good."

None of but following.

Ah

"I love you."

"Excuse me?"

Free will

"Why choose being gay?"

"It's default."

Social life

Photoshoped her shape; facebooked her day.