Brief in Words: 06/2015

6/30/2015

Lolita

"DOn't you little darling me!"

"Sweetie?"

6/29/2015

Comfortable

"Make yourself home!"

Started picking nose......

6/28/2015

Cruel

"I love you!"

"Do I care?"

6/27/2015

Congrates

6/26/2015

Last name

"Are you Mrs. Cruz?"

"I was."

6/25/2015

Princess Manual

Snow White & Aurora:

"Kiss to unlock."

6/24/2015

PRC

Ramadan?

Beer competition for Chinese muslim!

6/23/2015

Innocence

"I'm not playing with ugly kids."

6/22/2015

Proposal

"Marry me."

"Sorry, I don't gamble."

6/21/2015

Dancer

Laugh too hard, can't twist body.

6/20/2015

Prank

「幹！」

「你照鏡子了？」

6/18/2015

Restroom

Open toilet door.

"She farted perfume?"

6/17/2015

Photoshop

Looks like a model, after retouched.

6/16/2015

Nasty

Hitting on friend's girlfriend.

Joke?

Jerk!

6/15/2015

Mozambique

Gave birth at 8. She survived.

6/14/2015

Wedding

Headed daughter to Jason.

Three cried.

6/13/2015

Ladies' room

"Nice cleavage."

"Thanks."

They became friends.

6/12/2015

McArthur

"I'll be back."

Died before did.

6/11/2015

Lady

Tramp by day, patriot by night.

6/10/2015

Announcement

hTC demo photo, taken by iPhone.

6/09/2015

Terminated

"I'll be back."

Did in coffin.

6/08/2015

Human measurement

Height, grade, rank, bank account, age.

6/07/2015

Home sweet home

"Safe trip, honey!"

She bought insurance.

6/06/2015

Body heat

Her neck, her thigh, his lips.

6/05/2015

Joke

"Dirtiest joke I've heard?" "Y-O-U."

6/04/2015

Latino

"¿Tienes novia?"

"Muchas."

Manuel is single.

6/03/2015

Perfectionist

Divorced, for being too far from perfect.

6/02/2015

Storyteller

1001st night, Sinbad passed, Scheherazade survived.

6/01/2015

Negligent

PM: "Refreshed page?"

Programmer: "Ah! Right!"